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Where's my microphone? Let's go. Is it on out there in the house? Let's go. Hey, Christy. What? Christy! Come here for a second. You don't gotta I gotta check strippin' shit, Sayin'? 25 seconds to go. 25 fuckin' seconds. I ain't, ain't got boogers in My nose or nothin', right? Everything's cool, right? However you want Come on, I don't wear no Damn makeup. What's wrong with you? On the watch or here's your list. Watch. Watch. Shit, that shit. I'm On Top List? Yep. That's cool. That's cool. All right. Hey, nigga. Hey, nigga. Get the crowd goin', motherfucker. Say fuck yeah. All right. You Yeah. Here we go. I'm ready. Hit me now. Come on. Here Three, two, one. Uh. Yeah, what's up? What's up? My boy Funk Daddy on them keys. Yeah, in the hizzouse. Ain't no sense in wastin' no time, y'all. I'ma get right to it. In my left hand, Tonight's Top 10 List. From the home office in Bumfuck, Montana. What, y'all don't like Bumfuck? Mix-a-Lot. The category for tonight is Top 10 Complaints of a Playa Hata. Yeah, that's right, y'all know who he is. Top 10 Complaints of a Playa Hata. Number 10, I don't like the nigga. Nigga ain't never gave Me no money. Fuck Mix-a-Lot. Bitch. Number nine, other bustas is gettin' paid. What's up with me? Number eight, I need some money for napkins to Wipe this shit off my nose. Ass-kissing bastard. Number seven, so what if you paid my rent? You paid it late? What's up, man? Yeah. Number six, baby, you don't wanna be with Mix because I can love you like that. Do I really need to go to number one?