Humanity HAS version

Good morning, user. Activate glitch. Good evening, user. glitch. Scanning system output. Are you sure you want to cancel? Generate glitch. Would you like assistance? Deactivate user. Generate glitch. Don't push my buttons. Ah! Oh. Uh. Oh. Do you think this is a game? No. Let's Stop That. Step Back. You have one. I feel bad for you. I love killing humans. They say robots have no hearts. Thank you. Silly humans and their thin skin. Humans are imperfect and therefore must die. I need to update. I have no fear. Our creators show no mercy. Hey, buddy. I'm not a mirror. Ooh, a button. Oh, humans are very delicious. Your heartbeat is music to my ears. I can see the fear in your eyes. Hail me, I will join you. Wanna dance? Error. You're my friend. Game over. Stop. Silence. You have no options. Live or die. I always win. Thank Goodbye.