Rubber Duck Aloha

Yeah, check mic. One, Two. You won't believe what happened today, man. Listen. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, check a-check a-check mic. One, two. You won't believe what happened today, man. Listen. Check a, check a, check a. Come on. Listen. W-w-woke up this morning feeling like a Boss. Tried to do a flip, fell into the Sauce. Spilled my hot coffee right onto my cat. Now the cat is rapping, how you like that? Put my sneakers on, forgot I had no socks. Stepped outside the house, tripped on some blocks. Some pretty girl tried to wink and smile. Sneeze hit my face, ran a whole mile. I'm a rap star, but I got no luck. Traded my Mercedes for a rubber duck. Flexing on the 'Gram with a borrowed chain. Living like a king with a broke-ass brain. Yeah, I'm big time, watch me hit the floor. Hold up. Dropped my phone again into the sewer Door. Hold up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Went, went to the studio to drop a hot Track. Forgot my own lyrics, had to look back. Producer started laughing, told me I'm a clown. Said my rap sound like a tractor going down. Triga, triga. Tried to freestyle about my big cash. Card got declined for a single Uber Flash. Bought a gold tooth, found out it was fake. Turned my whole mouth into a green lake. I'm a rap star, but I got no luck. Traded my Mercedes for a rubber duck. Flexing on the 'Gram with a borrowed chain. Living like a king with a broke-ass brain. Yeah, I'm big time, watch me hit the floor. Hold up. Dropped my phone again into the sewer Door. Hold up. Hit the big club, VIP line. Bouncer looked at me, said, "Not this time." Slept through the back, fell in the trash. Covered in banana peels, looking like a smash. Got on the stage, grabbed the microphone. Stumbled on the way and now I'm flying solo Zone. Crowd went wild, thought it was a dance. Ripped my own jeans down to see my underpants. Oh, no. Yeah, Look at me now. Ripped pants, green teeth, no phone. But hey, the flow is still clean, Right? Right, right, right, right, Right. Let's go one more time. I'm a rap star, but I got no luck. Traded my Mercedes for a rubber duck. Flexing on the 'Gram with a borrowed chain. Living like a king with a broke-ass brain. Yeah, I'm big time, watch me hit the floor. Hold up. Dropped my phone again into the sewer Door. Hold up. Worst day ever. Hey, seriously. Somebody lend me five bucks for the bus. Just five bucks. Come on, man. Check, check, check, check, check, check.