STFU (feat. Sophie Powers) E

I had a pet lizard named George. He was cool, but he made me really bored. So I gave him to my mom, and she Loves him very much because animals are better than People. They try to cancel me, Cancel me. Bother me, bother me. Stop bothering me. I don't even like my job. Karens, shut the fuck up. Vegans, shut the fuck up. Babies, shut the fuck up. Everyone needs to shut the fuck up. Putin, shut the fuck up. War, shut the fuck up. Dinosaurs, shut the fuck up. Everyone needs to shut the fuck up. Traffic, shut the fuck up. People, shut the fuck up. Groceries, shut the fuck up. Everyone needs to shut the fuck up. My therapist says I need help 'cause my best Friend is an elf on the shelf. He's got dietary needs, and he scares me when I sleep. That's why Amazon should be illegal. They try to cancel me, cancel me. Bother me, bother me. Stop bothering me. I am working really hard. DJs, shut the fuck up. Paintings, shut the fuck up. Taxes, shut the fuck up. Everyone needs to shut the fuck up. Email, shut the fuck up. French people, shut the fuck up. New Year's, shut the fuck up. Everyone needs to shut the fuck up. Molecules, shut the fuck up. Golf, shut the fuck up. Bulldogs, just kidding, I love you. Everyone needs to shut the fuck up. Okay, time for the PSA. Dogs are good. People are bad. Dogs good. People bad. I said dogs good. People bad. Shut your mouth. Don't be mad. It's the truth.