Episode 15

The following show might be the most hood shit You've ever seen, so hold on to something. Say, man, wake your sleeping ass up. Shit, I'm on point, nigga. Say Trey, man, what you got us all up Early this morning for, fool? You know a nigga like me could be out Getting paper, fucking bitches, even eating a Egg McMuffin or something, you know? Any one of the three, whichever three, whichever Three I feel. Man, shut up knuckleheads. Listen up. We got a problem. Look, every hood built the same, Man. You got your niggas that hustle, your niggas That rob niggas that fuck with hoes, and just Them lying ass niggas. But look at where the hood at today. The hood has officially been taken over by snakes, Bitch niggas, snitches, half-ass hustlers, And even more lying ass niggas. It's a goddamn upset, nigga. Bunch of fugazis in this nigga, fraudulent Characters. How the fuck we gonna let that happen? Shit, what we gonna do though? Um, I don't know yet. We ain't gonna let this shit get no further Out of hand though, nigga. But why we don't Just shoot all these snakes off Earth? Shoot everybody in this bitch. Everything, nigga. Shoot bullets all through they Chest, they stomach, the little gummy shit that hang Off they ears. Your earlobes, that's what you call That shit. Yeah, they lobes. I'm talking about shoot their whole lobes off. Call it lobe boy. How would America clean up the motherfucking hood? Yeah, that ain't gonna work. Look, we gonna split up and make this shit Go quick. Jay and Boss, y'all head uptown. Gray, you and me, we gonna stay here. Purple go do whatever the fuck it is your Dumbass wanna do right now. You ain't gotta tell me twice, bro. I'm on it. I'm not gonna waste no time Handling this mess. I got better things to do. You know, I be shining shit. Matter of fact, nigga, a nigga got a date With a bad bitch later on. Watch. Look, I can't start my day without these Egg McMuffins. So just go and cook my shit. You don't wanna do it, just get a manager Or something. I got money. I got bread. Check this out, Trey. I got this spray, right? When you spray it on a motherfucker, it's gonna Reveal who the fuck they really is. Like, you know, snitch nigga, bitch nigga, hoe Nigga, snake nigga. Some kind of nigga. They ain't gonna be a real nigga, though. Come on, Gray. That ain't gonna happen. Yeah, come on Trey. You know you can trust me. God damn! No. No. No, no, no. Whew. That was a close one. Oh, shit. Snitch. Look at this nigga. Identifying people to the police and shit. Well, I got a special place in mind for Your tattling ass. Boo-yah. Get the fuck off Earth, nigga. Testify to that, you bitch. Huh. Here they are, couple of lying ass niggas. Just look at them. You can't afford that shit Around your neck. Wipe that goddamn smile off your Face. You ain't that happy, nigga. Man, how we gonna get rid of them, fool? There's too many of these motherfuckers to move. Hmm. Oh, I know. Yep, now we can get back to some real Nigga shit, man. I wonder if Jay and Boss finished yet. Man, Ton, I'm high. I can't feel shit, not even my Face. I gotta get up, nigga. I haven't moved in hours. Nah, nah, don't do that. Just chill out, nigga. Nah, man, I gotta get Up. I can't feel my legs, cuh. I ain't felt my motherfucking legs in five years. You gotta smoke that shit out. Well, in you go. Man, this shit taking too damn long. It's time for me to think of a better Way we can do this shit. Come on, Purple, Think. Think nigga, think. Oh, I got it. Man, these motherfuckers multiplying, nigga. They everywhere. We ain't gonna get rid of these Motherfuckers at this rate. Step back, fellas. A nigga got this. You ever seen Ghostbusters before? Should've been an F you. Whoa. It's grabbing all the lames in the hood and Sucking them into a box. So we got all these fake niggas and these Haters trapped in this little device. What we gonna do with this shit, though? Well, in you go. Oh yeah, that take care of that. Good riddance to all those bitches. Now we gonna get back to some real nigga Shit, fool. Hey, yo, Trey. You can find me in the hoods, nigga. All the time is on you, I'm good. The purple or the purposeless. Shit will bring you back to life, my nigga. I mean, whatever the fuck that shit is