Lazy Song

Today I don't feel like doing anything. I just wanna lay in my bed. Don't feel like picking up my phone, So leave a message at the tone, 'cause today I swear I'm not doing anything. I'm gonna put my feet up then stare at The fan. Turn the TV on, throw my hands In my pants. Nobody's gonna tell me I can't. I'll be lounging on the couch just chilling in Snuggie. Flick to MTV so they can teach me All the doggy. 'Cause I'm a castle, I'm the freaking man. Whoa, yes, I said it. I said it. I said it 'cause I can. Today I don't feel like doing anything. I just wanna lay in my bed. Don't feel like picking my phone, So leave a message at the tone, 'cause today I swear I'm not doing anything, Nothing at all. Yeah, yeah. Nothing at all. Yeah, yeah. Tomorrow I'll wake up, listen to P90X. Have a really nice girl and some really nice Sex. She's gonna scream out, "This is great." Oh my God, this is great. I might mess around, get my college degree. I bet my old man will be so proud Of me. But sorry pops, you'll just have to Wait. Whoa, yes, I said it. I said it. I said it 'cause I can. Today I don't feel like doing anything. I just wanna lay in my bed. Don't feel like picking up my phone, So leave a message at the tone, 'cause today I swear I'm not doing anything. No, I ain't gonna comb my hair, 'cause I ain't going anywhere. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'll just rot in my bed this year, And let everything hang loose. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah. Oh, today I don't feel like doing anything. I just wanna lay in my bed. Don't feel like picking up my phone, So leave a message at the tone, 'cause today I swear I'm not doing anything, Nothing at all. Yeah, yeah. Nothing at all. Yeah, yeah. Nothing at all.