Stupid Cupid

Take me to jail. I shot the sheriff. Take me to jail. I shot her dead. Saw her down in St. Petersburg. She had hair like the sun. Uh, uh, uh. No, I've never seen two of her. No, no. She's the only one on this earth. She's the sheriff around these parts here, They say. Doing what she wants, Doing things her own way. Stupid Cupid, why'd you shoot her too many times? Take me to jail. I shot the sheriff. Take me to jail. Oh, I shot her dead. I shot her many times. I'm wasting my arrows. She has no man 'cause her selection is narrow. Too good for you, but she likes them bad. She says those good boys can't match what she Had. She's a daughter, wants to be swept off Her feet, take her away. Well, prepare for the slaughter 'cause he hears your Offer he's sending your way. Okay, okay, but never again. I want you to find love, but I don't Know who you think that I am. One more shot for you to find your man. No, no, not him. There she goes, dancing in the Twilight. Bet she didn't know that this would be the Last time She ever loves. Stupid Cupid, what'd you do this time? Oh, Stupid Cupid. Now we ask why, Why, oh, why'd she have to die?