Jeep

I bought myself a Jeep. It seemed a simple thing. But this new Jeep of mine has got a Mind to swing. Well, it's fine, I suppose. You can drive it as you please. But don't go very far, and only in daylight, Please. If a Mazda should swerve and cut right In its way, it gulps down all the gas And slams the brakes in a rage. And it chases her down. Plants a kiss, a real hard smack. Then it pushes her off the road and down The muddy track. You beast! You four-wheeled terror. Had I known, I wouldn't pay. My sex aggressor, my foul error. You have ruined my whole day. Once I drove it back home, very late in The night. I saw its high beam lights searching Bushes left and right. Then some roadside dirt and mud was scattered in The air. Where on earth did that Honda come From suddenly standing there? My poor buddy, the Jeep, didn't know how to Flirt. That dumb Honda in the dark braked and Flashed its red alert. When it saw that stoplight glare, my friend could Take no more. It just had to ram that Japanese thing. It did abort. Now you beast! You four-wheeled terror. Had I known, I wouldn't pay. My sex aggressor, my foul error. You have ruined my whole day. How much longer to live fearing what it might Do? How much more must I pay to every victim, Too? Every little accident costs two or three grand. Not including the repairs. It's getting out of hand. You beast! You four-wheeled terror. Had I known, I wouldn't pay. My sex aggressor, my foul error. You have ruined my whole day. A friend told me the cure to get my Jeep castrated so it wouldn't chase its Japanese Dreams so fixated. So I took it to the shop to get The problem fixed. Forty cars were in the lot, all with their Drive shafts nixed. In the end, I sold my house to pay Off all the debt. I tried to sell the Jeep, but no one Wants it yet. So in anger and despair, I locked it in The shed. I will never, ever sit behind that Wheel again. You beast! You four-wheeled terror. Had I known, I wouldn't pay. My sex aggressor, my foul error. You have ruined my whole day. You beast! You four-wheeled terror. Had I known, I wouldn't pay. My sex aggressor, my foul error. You have ruined my whole day. You beast! You four-wheeled terror. Had I known, I wouldn't pay. My sex aggressor, my foul error. You have ruined My whole day.