Bar Round Here

Yeah. Hit it. Hey. Well, I sure am thirsty. This week sure kicked my ass. Lord have mercy, I'd like to fix it fast. You see, I got a little work week pay In my pocket. I'm looking for a little dive Hole to rock it. Now, I see a church for praying, hitting them Knees. A Goodwill store and a nine-ball baby. Is there a bar around here? With a jukebox near and a pull-string sign that Says ice-cold beer. Is there a waitress with some tight one-on honky Tonk rear? Yeah, I know it's noon, But I'm feeling five o'clock weird. So is there a bar around here? I need a dark corner booth to ice my Caboose under an eight-point buck with beads on the Moose. A friendly bartender that's porous and tall And a real big bouncer to catch me when I fall. I see a library. Well, maybe they got a map that can lead Me to a place kinda like that. Says there bar around here? With a jukebox near and pull-string sign that says Ice-cold beer. Is there a waitress with some tight one-on honky Tonk rear? Yeah, I know it's noon, But I'm feeling five o'clock weird. So is there a bar around here? Yeah, I need a drink. Yeah, is there a bar around here? With a jukebox near and pull-string sign that says Ice-cold beer. Is there a waitress some tight one-on honky tonk Rear? Yeah, I know it's noon, but I'm feeling Five o'clock weird. So is there a bar around here? Just point me in the right direction. Oh.