I am a cop

I don't even think they notice me. Maybe I should go in the lights and show 'em I'm a cop. I am a cop, aren't I? And show 'em I'm there to do my job. And where's my job? Look it, a guy's got A knife under the girl's neck. Oh, I can't stop it. I don't even have a gun anymore. What, am I gonna hit him over the head With my baton and grab the knife? Oh, Kelton, who are you talking about? Talking to the wrong cop, I guess. But anyway, oh, I'm getting sick here looking at All this, all this happening on here. Look at these people. Oh, I feel so... Oh, is that fun there? Oh, what I feel so bad about. Why can't I do something? And boy, what a tight... God, I really have to put this in my Books And tell 'em I catch a cold, and I'm Standing All this, all night long, seeing all this, And with no coat and no help. I'll get pneumonia, and I'm coughing. Oh, there's a girl. Oh, this gal, She's a wild one. I know something's gonna happen because she's got This other guy that she's gonna let her, shall I say, give him the knife. But I gotta get her. She's a bad woman, and I think anything you Can tell me, I-I'll appreciate it and make It up for you. Isn't she a beautiful girl? She can get around with anybody, and she can Get around you and make you do anything, But just watch out for her. And if she comes around, please come to me, Because I gotta nail her. She's bad, bad company.