THE RACE

Listen, it's never been a competition. Now, when were we ever racing? I thought this was a marathon. When were we ever in the fucking Amazing Race? I didn't, I don't understand this part of it. I don't want to compete with the next man. I'm not trying to sit outside and have pissing Contests with you to see who the fuck can Piss the furthest. I'm cool. It's hard enough to deal with your shit. Man, I'm good, man. I'll go use the toilet. I'll go to the bathroom. I'll Pass.