She

She hates the opera, she loves the dive She drives at eighty just to feel alive She drinks her coffee black as the night And she’s always looking for a fight My mother told me to run away But I’m gonna marry her someday She’s bad news, baby, through and through But she’s the only one who knows what to do She breaks the rules and she breaks the hearts She’s a masterpiece of modern arts I know I’m playing with a loaded gun But oh my goodness, ain't it fun? She laughs at jokes that aren't polite She stays out dancing all through the night She spends my money on shoes and hats And she prefers dogs to cats She’s everything I should despise But I get lost in her eyes Perfectly proper is perfectly bore I don't want a lady, I want something more A little bit crazy, a little bit wild She smiles like a devil and looks like a child I know I’m playing with a loaded gun But oh my goodness, ain't it fun? She’s bad news, baby! And I love it.