The Fuck Samp Hop

You know, A man don't need a whole dictionary. He just needs one Good Word. Listen. I got one word, it's a multi-tool. It's a verb, a noun, and a goddamn jewel. It's the first thing I say when I'm starting My truck, and it just won't start. Ah, fuck. See, it's a verb, it's an action, It's a go do. Like go fuck yourself, man, I'm talking to you. Or a state of being like my credit is Fucked, or that lazy ass fucker who just got Upchucked. It's a noun, a value, I don't give a Fuck. It's the only word I need is my Goddamn crutch. 'Cause it's fucking this and fucking that. It's a holy fuck, man, look at the rack On that deer. It's a word of surprise. It's a what the fuck look in your mama's Eyes. It's the all-purpose, one-size-fits-all, Fuck it all answer to every damn call. It's the... Yeah. Uh. Now here's an adjective just to set the Scene. This beer is fucking warm, That woman is mean. It's an adverb for emphasis, fucking hot. It's the only damn grammar that I ever got. It's a interjection when the hammer just hits your Thumb, not the nail. Fuck, that hurt like a bitch. For apathy, man, ah, fuck it, who cares? It's for aggression, you'll get yours, I swear. It's fucking this and fucking that. It's a holy fuck, man, this apartment is flat. It's a word of confusion, it's a word of Pure spite. It's the only damn word that just Feels fucking right. It's the all-purpose, one-size-fits-all, Fuck it all answer to every damn call. It's the... Sometimes it's the only word left in your chest When you're abso-fucking-lutely put to the test. You can fuck up, fuck 'round, fuck off, Or fuck in. It's the one punctuation for the State that I'm in. You can be fucked over, you can be fucked Out. It's the only damn thing this whole song Is about. So here's to the word, the one and the King, the abso-fucking-lutely best goddamn thing in The whole fucking language, in the whole fucking Book. If you don't like it, I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck.