Hold my Beer and Watch This

You know, There's two kinds of people in this world. Them that says, "That looks dangerous," And them that says, "Hold my beer." It's the first four words of the idiot's prayer. The official start to a county fair dare. A two-word setup for a three-second flight. The five-word reason we're in the ER tonight. It's not a question, man, it's a declaration. The battle cry of poor lubrication. For a rusty bike ramp made of plywood scraps, And the glorious sound of a bone when it Snaps. Hold my beer and watch this. The soundtrack to a magnificent fail. It's the last good idea 'fore the idea goes Bad. The greatest story that you ever had. From the I got this to the oh hell No. It's the rebel way, man, just let it Go. Hold my beer and watch this. Yeah, you know the sound. Just before somebody hits the ground. My cousin Earl, he saw a hornet's nest. Said a little gasoline oughta handle the rest. The shed's all gone and his eyebrows too, But he's a local legend, man, I'm telling you. My buddy Dave with a broken-down truck. Said the alternator's fine, just a little stuck. He used a crowbar, man, and a whole can Of ether. Now his truck's got a brand-new sunroof Feature. Hold my beer and watch this. The soundtrack to a magnificent fail. It's the last good idea 'fore the idea goes Bad. The greatest story that you ever had. From the I got this to the oh hell No. It's the rebel way, man, just let it Go. Hold my beer and watch this. Yeah, you know the sound. Just before somebody hits the ground. Now the safety man, he's gonna shake his head. He'll talk about risk and better off dead. But what's a life without a little bit of What if? Without a little I can't believe he Just did this. It's the spice, It's the spark, it's the human condition. To look at a challenge with zero inhibition. Oh. So here's to the heroes with grass stains And casts. The legends of the moments that just Didn't last. The kings of the why not and The seemed like a plan. Go on, son. He's fine. He's fine.