Too Bad, Too Sad

Once I had a girl, she called me on The phone. She said, "Come over, honey, you know I'm all alone." But when I got to her Place, when I saw Sally again, she was standing With a shotgun pointing at my head. My, My, it's too fat, too sad. My, my, It took guts to last, so I'm cutting out Fast. Once I had a friend. We had a lot of laughs. He was all a friend could be. Knowing him was just a gas. One night I got home, and didn't he walk Surprised. He was standing in a woman's dress, Lashes on his eyes. My, my, it's too fat, too sad. My, My, it took guts to last, so I'm cutting Out fast. My, My, It's too fat, too sad. My, my, it took guts to last, so I'm Cutting out fast. My, My, it's too fat, too sad. My, My, It took guts to last, so I'm cutting out Fast. My, It's too fat, too sad. My, My, it took guts to last.