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Uh, ladies and gentlemen We'd like to welcome y'all to this Def Jam party And I'm your host with the most, Snoop D-O-Dub (haha) Now, tonight, I'll be bringing some of my old friends and some of my new friends But the whole point is (Redman in the motherfuckin' building) We gon' have us some fun tonight (Let's get it) Yo, uh, pro, proctólogo, ponte cómodo Si estoy en el bolígrafo, no existe nada, solo yo Mi' cromosoma' forman parte del micrófono Le escribo al corazón como receta de cardiólogo Mantengo diálogo, palabras como Diábolos Acomodo los átomos de rima y nace un párrafo (let's go) A eso' rapero' les pesa la pluma (ooh) Y a mí me hizo coronas como a Moctezuma (yao) Les parto a los críticos cada partícula Después de aplicar un cuadrangular en la cuadrícula Tomé la píldora que me libera y pude al fin volar Escapar de esta realidad tan frívola Esto se quema despacito Me lo trajeron los ángeles, tengo el toque bendito No me moleste (ayo) Los vuelvo fans de New York, todos quieren andar como este (yo) I can write rhymes in my phone and sell it on eBay I moved up like George, ayo Weezy (hahahaha) My punchlines hit like Gervonta in the ring And when you swing, it's little Nacho Libre In the booth, I Crash Bandicoot No room, 90's era, gotta raise the roof, hanh (yeah) Everybody feel it, Mike Myers with the mic how I kill it Then I get this top billin', hey (woo) Keep your third eye open Any problem with the safe, then I crack the forty open (get 'em) Cheers, get put in the trunk That's my nigga Battlecat providin' the funk That's the old world, I'm frontline from a cold borough You in the back like a epidural Stay there, you ain't ready to move with real niggas (that's right) And guess who I'm talkin' to, you, nigga You already know what it is, yeah You know how it goes, tell 'em turn up the stereo Ain't nuthin' but a G thang, baby Def Jam got the place goin' crazy Catch you by tonight, it's alright, it's alright Back with my Uncle Snoop Like it's 2 Live Crew way back with my Uncle Luke I get MIA with your bae, chuck up the deuce Feelin' like I took the W, I done stuck up the groove, yeah Don't mean to trouble you, guess who stepped in the room With the same clothes he slept in, one more step and kaboom So just assume to these MF'ers I'm DOOM On the day that I was born I wrote M-E-F in the womb That was crazy, my mama's baby, my papa's maybe That's papa's lady but she ain't rockin' with papa lately And I'm her son, I don't run, don't need to nominate me Just had a fraction for somethin' common, denominate me Yeah, for the green, they try and abominate me They hope to change me like that ain't something Obama gave me It's me and the S-N Double O-P To my sisters with the voices like SWV You already know what it is, yeah You know how it goes, tell 'em turn off the stereo Ain't nuthin' but a G thang, baby Def Jam got the place goin' crazy Catch you by tonight, it's alright, it's alright Uh, what up, world? I'm Nefertitti, true to the description I'm the new religion, deified, this is a premonition I'm the future, if you know me, you a prophet I've been the plug, all I needed was the socket (oh, oh) Give me fifteen, I'ma rock it, Apollo I'm the act NASA won't be able to follow Beyond the moon, I'm the universe they can't get to The who's who of gettin' fed grapes in the gold canoe The Queen of Queens, treasure measure wider than the seven seas Light years beyond what they could conceive (oh) I'm Ali with the punchlines, better bob and weave Always got some shit up my sleeve Thighs on me thicker than thieves, three-sixty degrees I'm the truth, and the truth don't need you to believe Energy is the new currency, I'm rich, boy, I'm wealthy Let me hear you clap if you felt me You already know what it is, yeah You know how it goes, tell 'em turn off the stereo Ain't nothin' but a G thang, baby Def Jam got the place goin' crazy Catch you by tonight, it's alright, it's alright