I’m On a Diet (But Pizza’s Calling)

I woke up strong today’s the day I told my fridge get out my way Green smoothie dreams a brand new life Then uber eats just ruined my strife My brain says salad My heart says cheese My willpower’s weak When the menu’s in my hands oh please I’m on a diet but pizza’s calling Saying baby you don’t need abs at all I’m on a diet but burgers stalking Every midnight when my morals fall I count my calories one two three Then i eat the whole damn bakery I joined a gym took one selfie Posted grind mode felt so healthy Did one squat nearly passed away Rewarded myself with a cheat day okay Protein shakes Motivation quotes But the cookies whisper louder Than my fitness goals I’m on a diet but pizza’s calling With extra cheese and zero shame I’m on a diet but fries keep falling Right into my mouth again and again I count my calories religiously But snacks don’t count emotionally Dear diet we should take a break It’s not you it’s every cake I’ll start again on monday true Which monday I’ll decide not you I’m on a diet but pizza’s calling Loud like a toxic ex at night I’m on a diet but I keep falling Into love with food at first bite I’ll eat clean someday i swear But not today There’s tacos there I’m on a diet Mentally