Friends Like These

Leprechauns with ukuleles, Dancing in the trees. Dogs with only three legs, trying to Scratch at their fleas. What else do I need When I have friends like these? Well, it sure would be nice to have you, So we could share this point of view. You could say Things are never what they seem. This was only just a dream. On and on. And when I wake up, will all this be Gone? Ordinary people won't sing this Peculiar tune. They don't know me from Adam Or the man on the moon. It's most like it offends them. They can't get away too soon. But I'm really glad you could stay, In the sincerest possible way. You could say Things are never what they They seem seem. This This was was only only just just a A dream. dream. On and on. And when I wake up, will all this be Gone? Just like some of my rhymes, Life gets funny sometimes. It's nice to laugh with you, At all the funny things that we do. So now I've been thinking About everyone that I know. They seem to all leave in the end, But still it's on with the show. And now you know that you're special Just 'cause I told you so. I'm the type who likes what he sees. You would too when you have friends like these. You could say Things are never what they seem. This was only just a dream. On and on. And when I wake up, will all this be Gone?