The Grinch

[Oh no, no, no…] Christmas time What a wonderful fairy chime There’s a Christmas spirit Outside my window Look around and you’ll find there are Happy faces everywhere and Whole the world is covered With snow Hello, buddies, did you miss me? Needless to say, I hate Christmas There’s no reason, don’t ask me why Nobody knows… and even I From his cave he’s staring down At the lights of the evening town And no one can hide from The Grinch’s grumpy frown [I got a nasty idea] I have found a Santa suit That fits me well… I look so good! Now I’m a Santa’s little twin I’ll steal your gifts and Christmas tree! Christmas Eve has come There’s a darkness all around Grinch was hoping to hear The yelling of an angry crowd But sounds of joyful song Came to him across the snow And his little heart of ice Begins to melt and grow [Take back your fu****g gifts and sweets!]